Constable

Slaughter

Im being watched.
I dont know what the fuck it is and i dont really fucking care.
I can hear them tapping at my window at night.
I can see them.
I can hear them.
I can smell them.
I know it's undeniable now.
Alyce and DiamondEye are missing, and i suspect they have something to do with this thing.
It's huge. Fat. Cant hide. I dont think it TRIES to hide.
It's disgusting, and smells of blood. There's no blood on it. It must eat it. Devour everything in sight.
I think it's got cuts, but they dont bleed. They just writhe with maggots.
I think it's got bruises, and it's missing a fraction of it's brain and it's eye. You can see it's patruding skull. Isn't pretty.
Ive come to call this guy the Constable. Someone's gatta govern the others.
Keep an eye out for me.
-Devin McCoy

STOP
FUCKING
TALKING
TO
ME
              I DONT WANT ANYHTING TO DO WITH YOU
                     I DONT CARE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY
                          I DONT CARE ABOUT THE IRONY IN HER NAME, BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING SEE HER
                                                              STOP FUCKING TALKING, DIONE
                       

                                          JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP


-Devin McCoy

Found you mother fucker.

~Devin McCoy

Stupidity.

We're so fucking stupid. What are we talking about anymore? It makes no sense whatsoever. Last you hear, we're chillin in Texas with fiddledick and a papaya addicted Alyce. How did we get to where we are? We don't remember anymore. It's not relevant. Look; from now on, this is to stay strictly buisness. Im sick of the kiddy shit. I may not be able to be me on here, but god damnit, this isn't a TV show full of comedy. We're killers. We stalk. We slice. We kill. Time to trim the fat.

~Devin McCoy 

Back to normal

Thank god we're back to doing the shit i love to do. Personally, that raises my spirits. We're bunkered down somewhere in Texas (IT'S NOT ALL SAND, GUYS!) and we're awaiting further orders. Oh, Skittle-dick is with us.

-Devin McCoy

It is when you have no way of getting one. But the idea sounds intriguing. I'd rather enjoy it.

I got myself addicted to yogurt and papaya.

~Alyce Snow~

We're all blind

BHow did we not see it? How could we not fucking see it when it was so fucking obvious? We're living a mother fuckin legend. We're fucking living that of biblical significance. Everything we do, no matter how small, affects every decision and outcome that is going to present itself. Near of far.

What am i goin on about? Absolutely nothing important. Its one of my random outbursts that have no signifcance to anything ever. Im just saying, should we all survive this shit, we better get a fucking tv show or something. A fucking bad ass theme song to go with it. Is that too much to ask?

-Devin McCoy

Internet.

Finding internet is getting harder.... Sorry. Things might being dull because the only one who posts is struggling to find connection.

Great service AT&T...

-Devin McCoy

I am getting lazy. I need something to do. We need to meet up.

How the hell are you? -unhappy smile-

~Alyce Snow~

-.- .....

Yes. Yes you are. And what the fuck is up with everyone and a pa2? I dont fuckig... What? 

By the way, while im off with the what the fuck stuff i do, what the fuck are you doing? I want. A fucking. Fuckig.... Um.... REPORT >:c

-Devin McCoy

._.

I am horrible at posting on here.

Have you guys played Haunting Ground on ps2?

It is great. One of my favorite video games.

~Alyce Snow~

Wow.

Its getting about the time that i wish diamond eye would post. Just to start some drama for the boring fucking life im being cast into at this moment of life. 

Fuckin cunts

Listen, nothing been going on. We've been going around performing random hits of people. The police are beginning to connect the murders. Time to move on.

-Devin McCoy

Fuckin yes

So... Its like.. 11:44. Im in a tent. Somewhere near boonesborough. Fuckin kingdom hearts 2 on a playstation, curtasy of some fuckig awesome thing this girl had in her house. Now shes dead. Bitch.

-Devin McCoy

God damnit

I'm fucking horrible at making every day posts. So DiamondEye is a proxy. I don't read my previous post, so I may have repeated myself there, but whatever. Anyway...fucking.... 

So I ended up helping him. We may or may not have stopped the black dog from following him. No promises though. I've noticed it several times myself. Ol' well. 

I'll try to do better guys. Sorry :/

-Devin McCoy

What.

Oh god, no.

You cannot be serious.

~Alyce Snow~

Rundown

---audiolog start---

TMN: you're the one I've been eating so much about? You don't look like much.

Devin: you look like.... A LOT more then what I thought. 

TMN: what? How?

Devin: manufactured NEWBORN. You're like a giant fucking.... Something. Are you a transformer? 

TMN: oh. This is what the Wooden Girl was talking about.

Devin: oh, her? I met her. What'd she say?

TMN: she said you you're overly obnoxious and extremely annoying

Devin: ..........yup. Sounds accurate. 

TMN: we need your assistance.

Devin: you and...who? Demora? 

TMN: no.

Master transformed beside me. He stepped forward, gazing up at the massive fissure of gears, cogs, and long struts of metal. 

TMN: us. We need you to assist that man outside. His name is diamond eye. He has asked for our assistance because of the Black Dog. He has seemingly taken a liking to him, or rather, what he hides from you. Help him. Protect him. The eye will probably make its move. So will te Wooden Girl. We need to be ready. Understand?

Devin: .......I'm suppose..... To fucking.... I have to protect diamond eye? Are you fuckin kidding? 

TMN: either you do it. Or you suffer the consequences that is becoming hollowed.

Devin: .........

---audio-log end---

You see why I've been quiet the last few day or two.  I've been en route to Alyce with DE. We gatta protect him my ass. 

I don't get why people put so fucking much into this.... It's not THAT nessacary. So what if he does? People drop like flies...

-Devin McCoy

Yeh

X3

-Devin McCoy

The fuck?

..... ._.

...Diamond Dick?....

~Alyce Snow~

Hey Dumbass

I can read this still, asshat.

DE

LOLOLOLOL

HOLY SHIT, GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE IS ASKING FOR HELP! FUCKIN DIAMOND DICK! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY! I ARRIVED AT THE PLACE WHERE DEMORA TOLD ME TO MEET, AN, FUCKING, SOME ASSHOLE IN A GOLDEN MASK WALKS UP AN IS LIKE

Guy: hey, let me suck your dick I need help sucking dick because the black dog wants to suck my dick but I don't have one an all that dick

And I'm like

PFFFFFT. *makes a post about it* he's standing there now, standing awkwardly. Just watching me, seeming unsure. Jesus this is funny. Diamond eye, of all people xD

Jesus that's great

-Devin McCoy

Well.

I don't have a soul to view. No matter how many images I take, it won't make a difference.

The rest of my skin is not for the likes of you to see.

My eyes only, bruh.

~Alyce Snow~

Gurrrrrl

You know, they say that mirrors and pictures show a piece of the soul. I see nothing. Or too much actually. Try again with a little more skin? #ViewsBeShootin

-Devin McCoy

Alyce Selfie.

So. I styled my hair and I like the way it turned out.

I broke into an old couples home. I think they're away for the weekend.

They have A LOT of cats. They keep meowing at me.

I have never been happier.

~Alyce Snow~

Jesus Christ

Oh. My. God.

You are such a child. But I do have to admit, that is a nice panda. I applaud your judgement. It is quite amusing honestly.

~Alyce Snow~

Selfie

So I stopped by a hotel and was examining some store, and I found a onezee. In my size. Had to buy it. I did. Look!

...

Well, isn't that delightful.

I don't even have a proper way to respond to that.

~Alyce Snow~

I was almost rape by a hunk of wood. If I do, and say I'm in no way affiliated with you, you're getting raped with a tree limb. Just saying.

-Devin McCoy

Pffhahah

BITCH OF CHRISTMAS. THAT IS WAY TOO FUNNY FOR ME TO BE OFFENDED.

Saying I'm your girlfriend. Seriously Devin?

~Alyce Snow~

Contact with The Wooden Girl

---Audio log Begin---

TWG: you. Fool.  

Devin: what in the fuck are AHHH

TWG: shut up. You don't want to be caught alone with me.

Devin: are you expecting a blowjob or something? I don't really enjoy splinters.

TWG: Hush, Proxie. *sits self on my chest* I have a deal for you

Devin: I'll go with suitcase four.

TWG: SILENCE *slaps* you will listen. *pins devin* and good things will happen...

Devin: are you tryin to seduce me? I don't think my girlfriend Alyce would like tha-

TWG: *slaps again* silence. You are in no relationship with the bitch of Christmas.

Devin: *chuckles* bitch of Christmas...

TWG: I just wanted you to know how handsome you are....

Devin: yeah. I know I am. Just sayin.

TWG: I like a guy whose full of himself... Can I be full of you too?

Devin: only if I'm tied and naked.

TWG: sounds good to me....*begins coiling string around devin's wrist, trying them to each other behind the car seat.* you are in a very dangerous spot, young man... What buisness did you have of the Screaming Tower?

Devin: I was there to deliver a pizza*strings tighten* nyhhhhhhhhh

Devin: fucking STAHHHHHP

Devin: you know master wont like you fucking with me. Your wooden cunt and what not

TWG: oh but child... He gave me permission... And now you're all mine.... *bends down, clutching a piece of his neck between his jaws*

Devin: *screams, kicking and flailing, sending the car launching forward in acceleration, crashing the car into a tree, sending the wooden girl flying out, and snapping the strings bounding him* OW FUCK!

TWG: You'll come around... *arms raise as if she is being pulled up as a marionette*

Devin: uh.... Bitches... They're all the same... Heart made of wood. 

---Audio Log End---

I wanna persist. But I have a person to meet... This... tower born with the Manufactured Newborn. 

This should be fun...

-Devin McCoy

Alright

Now do you trust me, Devin? I told you I won't hurt you... The Unborn Child wants to talk to you. I've been sent to make sure you live long enough to see him. Pack your stuff. We're heading to Massachusetts.

~D.

Ah, Devin. So good to see you are alright, when you escaped my grasp i was worried sick. Now, if it were any other day i would hunt you and your freak show down, yet i have more important matters to attend to. But don't get too comfortable, i do not plan on leaving you alone for long, count your blessings.
DE

Don't worry about who I am at this moment. Point being, you need to get your ass back to the empty city. I'll meet you there. Time is running short, Devin. Alyce. Calm your fucking tits. I know who you really are. 

Hey...

You know. This is a very good question. So. Who are you and what do you want?

..What. Who's that?

How did ANOTHER person get the password?

Fucking hell.

~Alyce Snow~

Uhm...?

Excuse me. Uhm, who the fun are you? I don't recall someone who need leaves some watermark or tag to give information as to who they are. If it were something like the Slenderman's Symbol or the Archangel's, at least I'd have something to go off of. But no. Instead I get a freaky fucking picture.

Look, I don't need your help. I don't want it. The Screamig tower is just fine without someone running around making me think its dangerous. If you want to talk, Talk with Alyce. Otherwise, don't bother the blog.

-Devin McCoy

Devin. Stay where you are. You're in a LOT of danger. The Screaming Tower is a force to be reckoned with, and you will NOT be able to take It on by yourself.

I'm coming to get you. Don't freak out, okay?

I we could not role play in the blog that would be great. I'm sure people know we're nerdy already without throwing countless hours into mindless rps. 

Yes I made contact. And while I'm doing that, are the cunt are you? I feel loneleh. Kthnx

-Devin McCoy

Finally

You made contact? Great. Fantastic.

And it had nothing to with your dare, actually. I found a hair style I thought looked nice. And my hair started to annoy me, so... *immitates snipping sounds*

~Alyce Snow~

Sweet Transvestite

You guys are just as shocked as I am to hear that Alyce cut her hair... I made a comment about it a while ago, and then dared her to cut it short as fuck. Didn't think she'd actually do it...

Anyway, off of that topic. I made contact with a Doll. His name was Zackary. He told me of a girl that made contact EARLIER. What the fck ever. I think he means the girl in the Starbucks. Anyway, I'm en route. Almost there. Will keep you posted. 

-Devin McCoy

Hello.

Okay! So I've been a bit sick. Thanks to Devin, I feel a bit better. I don't know what happened. But it sucked ass.

Anyway. In order to keep myself hidden from suspecting eyes, I got a haircut and new color... it made me sad to see my hair on the floor. So long, hair.

I do like it though. The color is a bit too obvious, but other than that, I love it.

It's blood red and REALLY SHORT. easy to style.

Hell yes.

~Alyce Snow~

Oh my god...

Oh my god.. I just realized that half of the blog was replying to shit that the others posted and keeping you up to date on shit I'm told to do. Now that's not happening. I have he whole blog to myself. And I have no idea what to do with it ;-;

Whatever. I may have located the Screaming Tower. I think I'm being followed by a couple of dolls. I don't blame them. Random proxy walking into their joint. I'd be on guard too. I'm not here to start shit though. Just to settle some loose ends.

Hope she knows more then I do...

-Devin McCoy

One in the morning....

I think I'm picking up my trail. The Dolls are becoming more frequent. They stand and turn on an axis as I drive by. Watching me.

I'm not 100% on what I'm looking into from the wooden girl. All I know is she has information on what to do next. Are we gonna have a. Alliance on our hands? Maybe. I can see the Wooden Girl joining us in whatever fucking exposition master has planned.

I think Alyce is sick. She's been sneezing and we've had to make three too many trips to a gas station for her to throw up. Food poisoning maybe? I'm fine. I feel fine at least. Maybe it was that Plague Doctor fucker. 

Okay this is frustrating. I only know of three. Master, the Wooden Girl, and the Plague Doctor. Master told me there were around eight so.... So who am I missing? I've tried to calm my nerves by reading (Lord of the Flies anyone?) but it doesn't calm me down like it use to. Whatever, I just need to grow the fuck up. I'm waiting for DE to show back up...

I'm waiting, lover~

-Devin McCoy

I was gonna say this blog is mine...

I was gonna say this blog is mine, but obviously, that's not completely the case. It's gonna be hard reminding myself that there's not someone upstairs ready to beat me since I got away from diamond eye. I'm currently in a McDonalds (no puns, fuckers), and jacking their wifi. Found a nice family that likes me. Shit sucks.

-Devin McCoy

....?

Anyone else up at this early in the morning? No? I dunno. So, apparently there's someone who's been fondled in a cemetery and fingered in a library? That's great? I'm just gonna ignore that post all together.

So today I start my hunt for the wooden girl. According to my sources, she's the fear of Abuse and Neglect. Why haven't I met her already with y father?

Look, I'll try to keep you guys updated as much as possible, but old how log 3G will last out in the wilderness of Colorado. An I even in the right part of the us? Fuck if I know...

-Devin McCoy

I got fondled in a cemetery shortly after being finger fucked in a library.

-Raven Jaquelyn

Rough night...

I'm almost out of money... I think Alyce is asleep... She should have known 100 dollars wouldn't last long in today's economy... Fucking bullshit....

I'm about to head out to fort Harrod. Hopefully, things won't be as crazy as they have been... Cya guys. Hopefully next time you hear from me, I'll be with Alyce.

-Devin McCoy

Well shit, it actually is human.

Fine. I'm sorry.

Sent it back. Just try to be careful and not cause a scene like usual. Okay?

~Alyce Snow~

I made a mistake...

I am flexible. I learned that when I was BENT OVER A FUCKING CHAIR FOR OVER TWO WEEKS. Have some fucking compassion.

Send the food back. It turns out I'm still human. First world problems. I do need some food, and I'll rent a hotel for the night. I think there's a Super 8 around here somewhere

Rude.

That was for food you ass! But oh fine. Starve. Whatever.

Why would I wanna get that little thing anywhere near my face? No. Thanks.

Give yourself a blowjob. I'm sure you're flexible enough to search for it.

~Alyce Snow~

Awh

Awh, are you paying me for the blowjob I get when we see each other? How sweet. That's gonna buy me what? A fucking hope for a hope. Yeah, fuck that. I set it back. I don't need your fucking handouts. I'm an adult. Girl. Woman. Thing. 

-Devin McCoy

Im not too worried, honestly.

I'm not too worried about him, to be honest. We have other matters to worry about, yes? And the sounds pretty simple.

But i'd prefer you look at your phone and see the $100 I sent to your account. You're welcome. *insert sarcastic smile here*.

~Alyce Snow~

I would love a glass

I would love a glass, but only if I'm on top. I never fuck up *wink* 

Yeah, I have noticed. And I mean I'm gonna break into someone's house and slit their fucking throat and go to sleep in their bloody bed. Easy enough, right? Sounds easy to me.

I have a bad feeling about his silence... It's disturbing..

He's planning something...

-Devin McCoy

:l

I accidentally erased the two. Goddamn.

And you're gonna find a house to sleep? The way that's worded..
I really hope the house has a nice little dream.

Alright. I'll meet you there. I'll bring you a nice refreshing glass of fuck you. Sound good? Good.

Diamond eye hasn't posted. Like, at all. Have you noticed?

~Alyce Snow~

1. That's it

1. That's it. Just 1. There won't be a two or anything. 1. Is enough.

And I have to fucking get across Kentucky by foot. I'm nearly fucking dressed, so I'm gonna fucking struggle to succeed at ANYTHING until I have my weapon back. I'm gonna find a house to sleep.

Look. Fort Harrod. Meet me there. The time we met, ON THE SPOT. Understand? You should remember the time. Don't say it here. We'll have a fucking chick flick moment there. Diamond eye is still on the hunt for Me. Hes suburb at it. I'll keep moving get here quick

-Devin McCoy

Excuse you.

1: you're not the only one dealing with shit.

I'm being fucking stalked. I have no clue of who it is, but I know they're there.

And yeah... I have your car. But..

Okay, I was driving around and shit. Then I stopped to go to the store. When I came back, some dudes took off with one of your tires. Not all, just one. Dumbasses. I had to walk with the food. In the heat. Great.

But your sword is in the car still. It's under the drivers seat.

And of course I've been looking at the blog. I've been too busy to post. But I've been checking to see if you have posted.

~Alyce Snow~

Oh. Now you fucking reply.

You leave me in a basement. With a dumb fucking timberwolf. Then ditch me in the persistent sway of the job. 

God damnit, Alyce.

I don't wanna release the address I'm in. Are you fuckin nuts? I'm not trying to get captures again. Maybe next time we see each other I can tie you up naked and whip you like some freaky fucking porno. He did all but the whipping part.

Because that parts for me.

Look, are you still in Kentucky? And so you have my fucking car? Please tell me you have my car. I lost my car, sword, and everything.... Fucking everything... Except my virginity... This just cant et any fucking worse Alyce... I need your body to calm me down ;-;

Just... Are you still looking at the blog? That's the first thing.

-Devin McCoy

Devin?

Oh, Devin. I do sincerly apologize for not being there! You were gone for quite a bit so I thought I should go and search for you or just move on to the next task.

Speaking of which, where the fuck were you? I'm literally shocked that you posted.

~Alyce Snow~

Fuck you guys, ill do it myself.

Okay, obviously I'm in it alone. I went back to the hotel and Alyce and the twins were nowhere to be found. I guess that's expected. I gatta look for the Wooden Girl. She'll give me my next clue.

I managed to find Icarus, and ended his life like Master wanted me too. Actually, if It wasn't for master, I wouldn't be postin right now.

Sorry about the dead blog guys, it's really been out of my hands. I got myself a camera, so I should have feedback to you soon. Video feedback. Let me tell you, that was a bitch to get. The things I do for love.

I've missed you guys....

Stay safe. Don't let the monsters get you 

-Devin McCoy

I'm fine im fine

Listen
My health is not of concern now

I'm being treated fine. I'm not hurt.
Ignore the fact im gone, i'll be back soon

Go to the Empty City.
Find The Convocation.

She'll tell you what to do.

-Devin McCoy

Oh my. Where is that little inconvenience. Maybe he's dead, would make my job a lot easier. Oh why don't you ask your Master? I'm sure he is well informed of his whereabouts, after all he mustn't let his dogs roam free, you never know what could happen.
DE

Where is he..

Devin's missing. I do not know where he possibly be. I've looked in all the place he MAY HAVE been. No luck there though, sadly.

Devin, if you see this.. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

~Alyce Snow~

Fuck Icarus

I'm fucking sick of these stupid fucking searches. Icarus is never home anymore. Alyce is tracking his phone and im dicking around. Went swimmming. Just got back actually. At 1:47. Got to hang out with a bunch of cool dudes i don't fucking know. Shoutout to Ian. He's the only one who's name i really fucking cared to remember. We got fucking slammed though and went swimming and were throwing shit at us. When the guard came, one of the other guys dragged him in and took his baton.
The guard wasn't too happy.
Needless to say, me and ian booked it back to our rooms. Im waiting on the knocks saying the other two were kicked out.
Heh... Dumbasses....

Just wanted to update before im thrown out of this hotel.
-Devin McCoy

So this guy... Uh... Yeah

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. This is getting frustrating. Everything's getting rough. I had to slaughter him. It wasn't BAD. I ruined my allergy mask though. I may make a video. It's not to show what we did, because we could really get in trouble for what we did. Let's just say Icarus got away when we stabbed him in the arm and he jumped us like a fucking gorilla. It was scary as balls. Alyce hurt her leg and he jumped out the THIRD STORY WINDOW into a something.Needles to say, he got away. Wonderful. Fucking amazing. You had one job Devin. One job. You cant even do that right. Just fucking perfect. Woo. Devin 0. Icarus 1. We're looking for you, Icarus.

We're gonna find you. And we're gonna kill you.
Sincerely

-Devin McCoy

Made Contact

Audio Log

I approached him at a bar where he was getting slammed. All the alcohol was getting to him, and he looked FUCKED UP.

Me: *walks up and sits down beside him, asking for water.
Icarus: Aren't you a little young to be drinking?
Me: Aren't you a little old to be afraid of monsters?
Icarus: what?
Me: I know. I've seen him too. I know you're afraid of him. And thats okay. I can give you information. I can tell you everything you want to know about him.
Icarus: .... *slams down drink* Alright... Meet me at my house. The address is-
Me: I don't need your address. Meet me at mine. I won't be here long anyway. Im on the run.
Icarus: From the tall one?
Me: The tall one? the pale prince is more like it.
Icarus: Right... Where's your house?
Me: In a hotel. *wrote down my address and my neighbor's room number* Meet me there at 9.
---end log---
It's 7:30. an hour and a half he'll be here. He dosen't know my name. It's time to get my murder on.

-Devin McCoy

Ouch, right in the don't give a fuck

It's actually kinda sad that you assholes are fucking making posts and shit. Extremely sad. I think im going to change my password so only I know it. You assholes can write in the comments like everyone else. Have fun writing that, bitches. Won't be NEAR as entertaining as this.
look what i can do. I can write big as my balls or as small as yours, DE.
I don't know who the fuck you are, but i don't appriciate you insulting me, Alyce, and Master like that. I'll have you know that i happen to not want to fuck you, Alyce, or De. But i will stab a bitch if nessacary. I got my sword fixed mother fucker. Get the fuck over it. Things aren't very pleasant here and we don't need you to do shit.
We're leaving the empty city after a guy named Icarus. I love the name. So original for something real-life. Maybe i'll have a good cup of tea with him before he dies. Master wants me to kill him. Make sure he knows he's being watched. Imma leave something on his doorstep. I don't give a fuck about all these people. It's been too long since we've had a good Timberwolf raid. I guess you can't do them all the fucking time. I got my sword though, so everything is all good. I guess. It's not as cool as my other one that was shot to fucking bits by Timberwolves, but it gets the job done. Cheap and sharp. Thats all i care about.

I'll make contact with mr Icarus today. I'll post the audio logs when i can. This should be.... Actually fun. I get to scare people legit. Good.

Devin out
-Devin McCoy

Dear Alyce, and Devin

Ahem. Fuck. You. And the tall one. your efforts are not but inconspicuous specks in my master's eyes. 

yours truly,

fuck you

Ramblings By Alyce.

Well, we're in the Empty City. We can't really do much here.. kinda boring in my opinion, honestly. But Devin thinks it's just the coolest thing ever. He's like a fat kid in a candy store. It's kind of amusing though. To see his amazement toward the place.

That guy who has been posting, DE. He seems.. strange. And like a total ass. How'd he even get the password for this blog anyway? Pretty weird if you ask me.

~Alyce Snow~

Anyone else having trouble sleeping?

so this is kinda bullshit. Sixth day. I was actually planning on this, but you know... all this shit about others being like Master. It's kind of unnerving. What are th-
What if that girl that contacted me at the Starbucks worked for one? she said something about fighting. What fighting? Master said that the Empty City was neutral ground, and not to pick fights with any of the others there. Perhaps i may run into her? Or does she have access to the Empty City? Maybe, maybe not. Who else has access?
Do the Twins or Alyce?
Does that person stalking me have access? Whats his name? DE? fuck that guy. He's not Dickshoes McGee. Fuck him.
Look... it's 6:26... and im not feeling too well. Im tired as fucking BALLS and i don't have anything to do... So i guess im planning on distracting myself with this? I don't know.
I kinda miss my friends... Thomas, Kayla... I'll try to find a video of some of me and them... I have a few somewhere on my old phone somewhere... Us just dicking around and doing teenagers....
Damn i'm so lonely....
-Devin McCoy

HOLY SHIT THE EMPTY CITY

Has anyone else ever been there? it's so fucking awesome. All this shit. Master says im never to mess with the Empty City's food. Never ever. He says people who mess with the food will be forever caught in the empty city. It's kinda freaky. It's like a freak show.
Master told me there are a lot of things there. Alot of people like him. One notable person is a man in a long cloak and one of the old doctor's mask that they use to fill to urbs as they burn bodies infected with the Black Plague i think it is? The ones that look like birds. Master says he's known as the Plague Doctor. Deals diseases to the people of the world. He was followed by a group of those dressed like him, which master called 'Mad Doctors'. Kinda weird.
Something tells me there's a lot more to this place then just a man in a mask and Slenderman. Are there more paranormal fucks in the world? If so... Thats kinda sad. Master said this is neutral ground. He drew the operator symbol on my hand. Now i can travel to the Empty City on command. Interesting.
Does Alyce know about this? That Mr. Eye the Twins were talking about? i don't know.... Dione (a voice in my head) told me i was going to lose a couple of friends. Thats too bad. Dione hasn't lied to me about whats going to happen before... Looks like im gonna be down a couple of friends soon...
Hopefully down a jackass too.
-Devin McCoy

You sick fucking bastard.

Im not even going into detail about what this fuck did. I'll tell that it has to do with my parents fucking head on my doorstep. Assholes.
I got to talk to Master earlier. He told me soon he would allow me into the Empty City. I don't know what that is, but i hope it's a Timberwolf hideout. Im going to destroy all of them. Archangel. If you're reading this....

            Im coming for you asshole. You and your gang are about to fall.

     -Devin McCoy

Anniversary

Happy anniversary, Devin, the first time you spilled blood.
Hope you enjoy my present
DE

Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
Time is running out, Devin, expect me soon
DE

Who are you, Fucknut?

Holy jesus christ. Is my password on the internet or something? This is rediculious.
-Devin McCoy

Okay, if this is what you guys are gonna be like then screw being your friend. We want nothing to do with a bunch of parent murdering immature little brats. Wondering who we are? That's nice. You're both so pretty.
So beautifully annoying.
You're both wasting your time. We all know you'll meet eventually. Mainly at Mr. Eye's decree. We don't need this. 
Hello Devin
We're done.

6/9/14
I believe this is the anniversary of their death, is it not?
Tell me...how much of their murder was influence of the Tall Man.
And how much was your ruthless bloodlust of massacring your own parents?
I've been called many things, heartless, cold, stoic, even inhuman, but to murder one's own parents? seems to be something that runs in the proxy mindset.
You, Alyce, Toby, Liam, Clocky...might as well start a support group.
DE

....Wat.

..........fuck you.
-Devin McCoy

Who I am is not important.
I would not let my name be wasted on the lips of a dog.
and yes, killing you would be easy, TOO easy.
Considering the Twins are en route to ANOTHER apartment.
In Kentucky.
And I believe Alyce does not sleep naked, merely a tank top and sleep pants.
Your feeble attempts at lying are quite hysterical.
Considering your level of lying is much higher than your level of intelligence.
DE

Bitch please

Nice analigy of me being a dog to Slenderman. Yup. I dont give a shit. Im not a person on the offensive here. You messaged me, you find me. Surely you know of the countless traps i have laid throughout our appartment. It should be no problem to come and slit our thoat while we sleep. Hell, you may get to see Alyce naked. You'd be farther then me or Toby. Also, surely you know of the FIVE other proxies coming to assist. Tell me, DE. Who the fuck are you?
Are are you gonna wimper and purr like the pussy you are?
Least my barks are heard.
-Devin McCoy

You never cease to amaze me, not only can you annoy me, but you seem to have the innate ability to annoy and pester your own team, which, quite honestly, seems to be a remarkable feat.  Though I do wonder, are you nothing but a dog that barks from behind the fence? Or can you prove the stories you tell by finding me, and showing me what you can really do, because from what you say, I wouldn't expect more than a Chihuahua on the leash of the tall man.
DE

So True

You're right. That is the least of her problems. I took her clothes and them out the window. Then they blew away except for ONE OUTFIT which was i nthe washer at the time. I think nudity is a fair problem. Especially in New York. So, DE....
IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME
When you know what a problem is, let me know. I'm curious as to how you'll hold up
Love you~ <3~
-Devin McCoy

Oh Devin, sometimes I pity your freak show as they have to stand your stupidity for days on end, oh how are the rest of the gang holding up, anyway? Is Alyce still upset about the milk? If so, it is the LEAST of her problems.
DE

De...

Will i recieve a new car? That would be convient. We could use something to move from circus to circus. It'll make bangin' your mom so much easier. OH MY GOD! I MAY BE ABLE TO FIND A WAY AWOUND HER ASS CHEEKS TO ACTUALLY GET SOMEWHERE. Usually the three hours i have alone with her, i just get lost and ejected to the living room. With the extra two, SEX MAY OCCUR.
Jesus im fucking amazing.
Anyway, look. The only freak show going on is us and thats because we're frekin sexy. Don't interfere and for god sakes CLEAN UP THE GOD DAMN ROSES. They're as dead as the many fucks i give.
Enjoy your fun while it lasts.
You'll fuck up sometime.
-Devin McCoy

Having fun?

I can't help but notice the idiocy within your little freak show.
Are you enjoying my gifts so far?
Soon roses wont be all you receive...
Enjoy your fun while it lasts
DE

Post By Alyce!

Well.. this guy is fucking weird. I don't know how long I can go without cutting his dick off. I've seen it. It was unpleasant. *shivers* Ugh.. Just the thought grosses me out. Bleh.. 

Did he tell you about the milk? ALL OF THE MILK. GONE. IN THE TUB. Just to soak oatmeal. Jesus fucking Christ. 

Oh well. I have to stick with him apparently, so I guess I'll have to get used to this fucker. He isn't all bad though. He's nice most of the time so I believe we'll become friends sooner or later. 

~Alyce Snow~ 

*Sigh*...

Wonderful. Toby's mad at me because im leaving him here. That doll tried to contact me. She called my number. I don't have a log of that. All i can say is that i replied with nothing but guuuuuuuuuuuurl. She didn't think it was too funny.
It was hilarious.
Anyway... Alyce and me are on our way to Kentucky. We're fucking around with the recorder, so it won't be long. I got a pretty good recording of us before we left New York... Four gallons of milk. One packet of Oat Meal. Amazing.
I just wish you fuckers would respect me.
-Devin McCoy

Alyce Snow. All I have to say.

Who's bright fucking idea was it to send a girl to me in corset. I thought she was another whore in New York running around with a corset and pretty little skirt. Turns out she was after my job, not my dick. Whoops. Showed her the wrong information if you catch my drift.
Heh... Hell of a meeting...
Alyce Snow. My new assistant. We're on our way to Kentucky now, so this shouldn't draw a lot of attention. I don't know a lot about her. all i know is she be lookin' like Christmas with her eyes. I've never seen one green one red. Holy shit. Freaky fucking science experiment. Kinky. Her hair, in long, straight strands hang down to her shoulder, and twist wildly in the wind.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
all seems pretty pointless to me. I don't really know what else to say. I'll be trading Toby in for someone else too. Interesting.... One thing is pretty clear though.

She's not too much of a fan of my penis.
I REGRET NOTHING.
Only everything.
-Devin McCoy

...Wat.

Who in the fucking balls is hacking into my shit. That douche. It's obviously only a douchebag. Hacking won't be tolerated guys. It will not be put up with. I will report. This is fucking bullsh-
You know... Maybe it's the asshole leaving dead roses on my doorstep.
---Audio Log---
Devin: Who in the FUCK-SHITTING ASS-FUCKER IS FUCKING LEAVING SHIT ON MY FUCKING DOOR
Alyce: .....Damn.
---End Log---

This is bullshit guys. Seriously quit it. Im kinda disturbed and shit. I will find you. I work for Slenderman. Do NOT fuck with me. Kthnx.

You're a duck
           -Devin McCoy

Hello

I found you.
Don't try and hide.
We're coming.
DE

Wow... Okay

This isn't SOOOOOOO bad. It could be worse. Could it?
No.
So it turns out there are others like Master. One contacted me. The Wooden Girl. Why was i not informed about this? Why was there no warning and why was i not told? God fucking damnit i feel so untrusted. Turns out the Archangel is another one. Fucking whoops.
Slenderman, The Archangel, the Wooden Girl... What the fuck is up with these people? That girl that contacted me in the starbucks was something called a Doll. After asking a bunch of questions, i found out that they're followers of the wooden girl.
Me: WELL WHO THE FUCK IS THE WOODEN GIRL?
Proxy: Someone you don't wanna fuck with.
Wonderful. That answered my question. Master is moving us to Kentucky for the time being. Harrodsburg. Shouldn't be so bad. Maybe. Hopefully. There should be some other proxies. Maybe i won't be so alone now... Toby is great but...
I just feel bad because he kind of gets on my nerves....
I don't think i can keep things up like this. some things that happened in those few days are rough... I know you don't know what they are, i'll try to tell you as soon as possible. I'll just tell you this for now...

Alyce may be a bit of a problem....

-Devin McCoy

Ugh...

      Sorry guys. I'm having to change blog sites because Blog was being a little whiny BITCH. Damn. I hate that. So... This fucking blows. The original was www.Themccoyconspiracy.blog.com and now that's shut down and won't let me post. I was avoiding this. For those who are new, welcome.
      My name is Devin McCoy. I am 16 years old, and a proxy to Slender-man. My family were killed by Timber-wolves, and last you heard from me, i was being approached by some creepy chick. You can read all the previous posts and shit, but it's pretty annoying. I may not be able to make posts daily anymore because
      1. I don't care enough
      1. I'm working
      1. Chucktesta
      1. Internet may not allow it. The porn is slowing down my computer so... The ability to post daily is faaaaaar beyond my limits. Sorry guys.

holy shit
          I think i like this better
                     See you, love you,  burn in hell, maybe we'll talk again someday.
            -Devin McCoy