Oh my. Where is that little inconvenience. Maybe he's dead, would make my job a lot easier. Oh why don't you ask your Master? I'm sure he is well informed of his whereabouts, after all he mustn't let his dogs roam free, you never know what could happen.
DE

Where is he..

Devin's missing. I do not know where he possibly be. I've looked in all the place he MAY HAVE been. No luck there though, sadly.

Devin, if you see this.. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

~Alyce Snow~

Fuck Icarus

I'm fucking sick of these stupid fucking searches. Icarus is never home anymore. Alyce is tracking his phone and im dicking around. Went swimmming. Just got back actually. At 1:47. Got to hang out with a bunch of cool dudes i don't fucking know. Shoutout to Ian. He's the only one who's name i really fucking cared to remember. We got fucking slammed though and went swimming and were throwing shit at us. When the guard came, one of the other guys dragged him in and took his baton.
The guard wasn't too happy.
Needless to say, me and ian booked it back to our rooms. Im waiting on the knocks saying the other two were kicked out.
Heh... Dumbasses....

Just wanted to update before im thrown out of this hotel.
-Devin McCoy

So this guy... Uh... Yeah

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. This is getting frustrating. Everything's getting rough. I had to slaughter him. It wasn't BAD. I ruined my allergy mask though. I may make a video. It's not to show what we did, because we could really get in trouble for what we did. Let's just say Icarus got away when we stabbed him in the arm and he jumped us like a fucking gorilla. It was scary as balls. Alyce hurt her leg and he jumped out the THIRD STORY WINDOW into a something.Needles to say, he got away. Wonderful. Fucking amazing. You had one job Devin. One job. You cant even do that right. Just fucking perfect. Woo. Devin 0. Icarus 1. We're looking for you, Icarus.

We're gonna find you. And we're gonna kill you.
Sincerely

-Devin McCoy

Made Contact

Audio Log

I approached him at a bar where he was getting slammed. All the alcohol was getting to him, and he looked FUCKED UP.

Me: *walks up and sits down beside him, asking for water.
Icarus: Aren't you a little young to be drinking?
Me: Aren't you a little old to be afraid of monsters?
Icarus: what?
Me: I know. I've seen him too. I know you're afraid of him. And thats okay. I can give you information. I can tell you everything you want to know about him.
Icarus: .... *slams down drink* Alright... Meet me at my house. The address is-
Me: I don't need your address. Meet me at mine. I won't be here long anyway. Im on the run.
Icarus: From the tall one?
Me: The tall one? the pale prince is more like it.
Icarus: Right... Where's your house?
Me: In a hotel. *wrote down my address and my neighbor's room number* Meet me there at 9.
---end log---
It's 7:30. an hour and a half he'll be here. He dosen't know my name. It's time to get my murder on.

-Devin McCoy

Ouch, right in the don't give a fuck

It's actually kinda sad that you assholes are fucking making posts and shit. Extremely sad. I think im going to change my password so only I know it. You assholes can write in the comments like everyone else. Have fun writing that, bitches. Won't be NEAR as entertaining as this.
look what i can do. I can write big as my balls or as small as yours, DE.
I don't know who the fuck you are, but i don't appriciate you insulting me, Alyce, and Master like that. I'll have you know that i happen to not want to fuck you, Alyce, or De. But i will stab a bitch if nessacary. I got my sword fixed mother fucker. Get the fuck over it. Things aren't very pleasant here and we don't need you to do shit.
We're leaving the empty city after a guy named Icarus. I love the name. So original for something real-life. Maybe i'll have a good cup of tea with him before he dies. Master wants me to kill him. Make sure he knows he's being watched. Imma leave something on his doorstep. I don't give a fuck about all these people. It's been too long since we've had a good Timberwolf raid. I guess you can't do them all the fucking time. I got my sword though, so everything is all good. I guess. It's not as cool as my other one that was shot to fucking bits by Timberwolves, but it gets the job done. Cheap and sharp. Thats all i care about.

I'll make contact with mr Icarus today. I'll post the audio logs when i can. This should be.... Actually fun. I get to scare people legit. Good.

Devin out
-Devin McCoy

Dear Alyce, and Devin

Ahem. Fuck. You. And the tall one. your efforts are not but inconspicuous specks in my master's eyes. 

yours truly,

fuck you

Ramblings By Alyce.

Well, we're in the Empty City. We can't really do much here.. kinda boring in my opinion, honestly. But Devin thinks it's just the coolest thing ever. He's like a fat kid in a candy store. It's kind of amusing though. To see his amazement toward the place.

That guy who has been posting, DE. He seems.. strange. And like a total ass. How'd he even get the password for this blog anyway? Pretty weird if you ask me.

~Alyce Snow~

Anyone else having trouble sleeping?

so this is kinda bullshit. Sixth day. I was actually planning on this, but you know... all this shit about others being like Master. It's kind of unnerving. What are th-
What if that girl that contacted me at the Starbucks worked for one? she said something about fighting. What fighting? Master said that the Empty City was neutral ground, and not to pick fights with any of the others there. Perhaps i may run into her? Or does she have access to the Empty City? Maybe, maybe not. Who else has access?
Do the Twins or Alyce?
Does that person stalking me have access? Whats his name? DE? fuck that guy. He's not Dickshoes McGee. Fuck him.
Look... it's 6:26... and im not feeling too well. Im tired as fucking BALLS and i don't have anything to do... So i guess im planning on distracting myself with this? I don't know.
I kinda miss my friends... Thomas, Kayla... I'll try to find a video of some of me and them... I have a few somewhere on my old phone somewhere... Us just dicking around and doing teenagers....
Damn i'm so lonely....
-Devin McCoy

HOLY SHIT THE EMPTY CITY

Has anyone else ever been there? it's so fucking awesome. All this shit. Master says im never to mess with the Empty City's food. Never ever. He says people who mess with the food will be forever caught in the empty city. It's kinda freaky. It's like a freak show.
Master told me there are a lot of things there. Alot of people like him. One notable person is a man in a long cloak and one of the old doctor's mask that they use to fill to urbs as they burn bodies infected with the Black Plague i think it is? The ones that look like birds. Master says he's known as the Plague Doctor. Deals diseases to the people of the world. He was followed by a group of those dressed like him, which master called 'Mad Doctors'. Kinda weird.
Something tells me there's a lot more to this place then just a man in a mask and Slenderman. Are there more paranormal fucks in the world? If so... Thats kinda sad. Master said this is neutral ground. He drew the operator symbol on my hand. Now i can travel to the Empty City on command. Interesting.
Does Alyce know about this? That Mr. Eye the Twins were talking about? i don't know.... Dione (a voice in my head) told me i was going to lose a couple of friends. Thats too bad. Dione hasn't lied to me about whats going to happen before... Looks like im gonna be down a couple of friends soon...
Hopefully down a jackass too.
-Devin McCoy

You sick fucking bastard.

Im not even going into detail about what this fuck did. I'll tell that it has to do with my parents fucking head on my doorstep. Assholes.
I got to talk to Master earlier. He told me soon he would allow me into the Empty City. I don't know what that is, but i hope it's a Timberwolf hideout. Im going to destroy all of them. Archangel. If you're reading this....

            Im coming for you asshole. You and your gang are about to fall.

     -Devin McCoy

Anniversary

Happy anniversary, Devin, the first time you spilled blood.
Hope you enjoy my present
DE

Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
Time is running out, Devin, expect me soon
DE

Who are you, Fucknut?

Holy jesus christ. Is my password on the internet or something? This is rediculious.
-Devin McCoy

Okay, if this is what you guys are gonna be like then screw being your friend. We want nothing to do with a bunch of parent murdering immature little brats. Wondering who we are? That's nice. You're both so pretty.
So beautifully annoying.
You're both wasting your time. We all know you'll meet eventually. Mainly at Mr. Eye's decree. We don't need this. 
Hello Devin
We're done.

6/9/14
I believe this is the anniversary of their death, is it not?
Tell me...how much of their murder was influence of the Tall Man.
And how much was your ruthless bloodlust of massacring your own parents?
I've been called many things, heartless, cold, stoic, even inhuman, but to murder one's own parents? seems to be something that runs in the proxy mindset.
You, Alyce, Toby, Liam, Clocky...might as well start a support group.
DE

....Wat.

..........fuck you.
-Devin McCoy

Who I am is not important.
I would not let my name be wasted on the lips of a dog.
and yes, killing you would be easy, TOO easy.
Considering the Twins are en route to ANOTHER apartment.
In Kentucky.
And I believe Alyce does not sleep naked, merely a tank top and sleep pants.
Your feeble attempts at lying are quite hysterical.
Considering your level of lying is much higher than your level of intelligence.
DE

Bitch please

Nice analigy of me being a dog to Slenderman. Yup. I dont give a shit. Im not a person on the offensive here. You messaged me, you find me. Surely you know of the countless traps i have laid throughout our appartment. It should be no problem to come and slit our thoat while we sleep. Hell, you may get to see Alyce naked. You'd be farther then me or Toby. Also, surely you know of the FIVE other proxies coming to assist. Tell me, DE. Who the fuck are you?
Are are you gonna wimper and purr like the pussy you are?
Least my barks are heard.
-Devin McCoy

You never cease to amaze me, not only can you annoy me, but you seem to have the innate ability to annoy and pester your own team, which, quite honestly, seems to be a remarkable feat.  Though I do wonder, are you nothing but a dog that barks from behind the fence? Or can you prove the stories you tell by finding me, and showing me what you can really do, because from what you say, I wouldn't expect more than a Chihuahua on the leash of the tall man.
DE

So True

You're right. That is the least of her problems. I took her clothes and them out the window. Then they blew away except for ONE OUTFIT which was i nthe washer at the time. I think nudity is a fair problem. Especially in New York. So, DE....
IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME
When you know what a problem is, let me know. I'm curious as to how you'll hold up
Love you~ <3~
-Devin McCoy

Oh Devin, sometimes I pity your freak show as they have to stand your stupidity for days on end, oh how are the rest of the gang holding up, anyway? Is Alyce still upset about the milk? If so, it is the LEAST of her problems.
DE

De...

Will i recieve a new car? That would be convient. We could use something to move from circus to circus. It'll make bangin' your mom so much easier. OH MY GOD! I MAY BE ABLE TO FIND A WAY AWOUND HER ASS CHEEKS TO ACTUALLY GET SOMEWHERE. Usually the three hours i have alone with her, i just get lost and ejected to the living room. With the extra two, SEX MAY OCCUR.
Jesus im fucking amazing.
Anyway, look. The only freak show going on is us and thats because we're frekin sexy. Don't interfere and for god sakes CLEAN UP THE GOD DAMN ROSES. They're as dead as the many fucks i give.
Enjoy your fun while it lasts.
You'll fuck up sometime.
-Devin McCoy

Having fun?

I can't help but notice the idiocy within your little freak show.
Are you enjoying my gifts so far?
Soon roses wont be all you receive...
Enjoy your fun while it lasts
DE