Post By Alyce!

Well.. this guy is fucking weird. I don't know how long I can go without cutting his dick off. I've seen it. It was unpleasant. *shivers* Ugh.. Just the thought grosses me out. Bleh.. 

Did he tell you about the milk? ALL OF THE MILK. GONE. IN THE TUB. Just to soak oatmeal. Jesus fucking Christ. 

Oh well. I have to stick with him apparently, so I guess I'll have to get used to this fucker. He isn't all bad though. He's nice most of the time so I believe we'll become friends sooner or later. 

~Alyce Snow~ 

*Sigh*...

Wonderful. Toby's mad at me because im leaving him here. That doll tried to contact me. She called my number. I don't have a log of that. All i can say is that i replied with nothing but guuuuuuuuuuuurl. She didn't think it was too funny.
It was hilarious.
Anyway... Alyce and me are on our way to Kentucky. We're fucking around with the recorder, so it won't be long. I got a pretty good recording of us before we left New York... Four gallons of milk. One packet of Oat Meal. Amazing.
I just wish you fuckers would respect me.
-Devin McCoy

Alyce Snow. All I have to say.

Who's bright fucking idea was it to send a girl to me in corset. I thought she was another whore in New York running around with a corset and pretty little skirt. Turns out she was after my job, not my dick. Whoops. Showed her the wrong information if you catch my drift.
Heh... Hell of a meeting...
Alyce Snow. My new assistant. We're on our way to Kentucky now, so this shouldn't draw a lot of attention. I don't know a lot about her. all i know is she be lookin' like Christmas with her eyes. I've never seen one green one red. Holy shit. Freaky fucking science experiment. Kinky. Her hair, in long, straight strands hang down to her shoulder, and twist wildly in the wind.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
all seems pretty pointless to me. I don't really know what else to say. I'll be trading Toby in for someone else too. Interesting.... One thing is pretty clear though.

She's not too much of a fan of my penis.
I REGRET NOTHING.
Only everything.
-Devin McCoy

...Wat.

Who in the fucking balls is hacking into my shit. That douche. It's obviously only a douchebag. Hacking won't be tolerated guys. It will not be put up with. I will report. This is fucking bullsh-
You know... Maybe it's the asshole leaving dead roses on my doorstep.
---Audio Log---
Devin: Who in the FUCK-SHITTING ASS-FUCKER IS FUCKING LEAVING SHIT ON MY FUCKING DOOR
Alyce: .....Damn.
---End Log---

This is bullshit guys. Seriously quit it. Im kinda disturbed and shit. I will find you. I work for Slenderman. Do NOT fuck with me. Kthnx.

You're a duck
           -Devin McCoy

Hello

I found you.
Don't try and hide.
We're coming.
DE

Wow... Okay

This isn't SOOOOOOO bad. It could be worse. Could it?
No.
So it turns out there are others like Master. One contacted me. The Wooden Girl. Why was i not informed about this? Why was there no warning and why was i not told? God fucking damnit i feel so untrusted. Turns out the Archangel is another one. Fucking whoops.
Slenderman, The Archangel, the Wooden Girl... What the fuck is up with these people? That girl that contacted me in the starbucks was something called a Doll. After asking a bunch of questions, i found out that they're followers of the wooden girl.
Me: WELL WHO THE FUCK IS THE WOODEN GIRL?
Proxy: Someone you don't wanna fuck with.
Wonderful. That answered my question. Master is moving us to Kentucky for the time being. Harrodsburg. Shouldn't be so bad. Maybe. Hopefully. There should be some other proxies. Maybe i won't be so alone now... Toby is great but...
I just feel bad because he kind of gets on my nerves....
I don't think i can keep things up like this. some things that happened in those few days are rough... I know you don't know what they are, i'll try to tell you as soon as possible. I'll just tell you this for now...

Alyce may be a bit of a problem....

-Devin McCoy

Ugh...

      Sorry guys. I'm having to change blog sites because Blog was being a little whiny BITCH. Damn. I hate that. So... This fucking blows. The original was www.Themccoyconspiracy.blog.com and now that's shut down and won't let me post. I was avoiding this. For those who are new, welcome.
      My name is Devin McCoy. I am 16 years old, and a proxy to Slender-man. My family were killed by Timber-wolves, and last you heard from me, i was being approached by some creepy chick. You can read all the previous posts and shit, but it's pretty annoying. I may not be able to make posts daily anymore because
      1. I don't care enough
      1. I'm working
      1. Chucktesta
      1. Internet may not allow it. The porn is slowing down my computer so... The ability to post daily is faaaaaar beyond my limits. Sorry guys.

holy shit
          I think i like this better
                     See you, love you,  burn in hell, maybe we'll talk again someday.
            -Devin McCoy