Listen
My health is not of concern now
I'm being treated fine. I'm not hurt.
Ignore the fact im gone, i'll be back soon
Go to the Empty City.
Find The Convocation.
She'll tell you what to do.
-Devin McCoy
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Monday, June 30, 2014
Where is he..
Devin's missing. I do not know where he possibly be. I've looked in all the place he MAY HAVE been. No luck there though, sadly.
Devin, if you see this.. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
~Alyce Snow~
Devin, if you see this.. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
~Alyce Snow~
Friday, June 20, 2014
Fuck Icarus
I'm fucking sick of these stupid fucking searches. Icarus is never home anymore. Alyce is tracking his phone and im dicking around. Went swimmming. Just got back actually. At 1:47. Got to hang out with a bunch of cool dudes i don't fucking know. Shoutout to Ian. He's the only one who's name i really fucking cared to remember. We got fucking slammed though and went swimming and were throwing shit at us. When the guard came, one of the other guys dragged him in and took his baton.
The guard wasn't too happy.
Needless to say, me and ian booked it back to our rooms. Im waiting on the knocks saying the other two were kicked out.
Heh... Dumbasses....
Just wanted to update before im thrown out of this hotel.
-Devin McCoy
The guard wasn't too happy.
Needless to say, me and ian booked it back to our rooms. Im waiting on the knocks saying the other two were kicked out.
Heh... Dumbasses....
Just wanted to update before im thrown out of this hotel.
-Devin McCoy
Monday, June 16, 2014
So this guy... Uh... Yeah
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. This is getting frustrating. Everything's getting rough. I had to slaughter him. It wasn't BAD. I ruined my allergy mask though. I may make a video. It's not to show what we did, because we could really get in trouble for what we did. Let's just say Icarus got away when we stabbed him in the arm and he jumped us like a fucking gorilla. It was scary as balls. Alyce hurt her leg and he jumped out the THIRD STORY WINDOW into a something.Needles to say, he got away. Wonderful. Fucking amazing. You had one job Devin. One job. You cant even do that right. Just fucking perfect. Woo. Devin 0. Icarus 1. We're looking for you, Icarus.
We're gonna find you. And we're gonna kill you.
Sincerely
-Devin McCoy
We're gonna find you. And we're gonna kill you.
Sincerely
-Devin McCoy
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Made Contact
Audio Log
I approached him at a bar where he was getting slammed. All the alcohol was getting to him, and he looked FUCKED UP.
Me: *walks up and sits down beside him, asking for water.
Icarus: Aren't you a little young to be drinking?
Me: Aren't you a little old to be afraid of monsters?
Icarus: what?
Me: I know. I've seen him too. I know you're afraid of him. And thats okay. I can give you information. I can tell you everything you want to know about him.
Icarus: .... *slams down drink* Alright... Meet me at my house. The address is-
Me: I don't need your address. Meet me at mine. I won't be here long anyway. Im on the run.
Icarus: From the tall one?
Me: The tall one? the pale prince is more like it.
Icarus: Right... Where's your house?
Me: In a hotel. *wrote down my address and my neighbor's room number* Meet me there at 9.
---end log---
It's 7:30. an hour and a half he'll be here. He dosen't know my name. It's time to get my murder on.
Icarus: Aren't you a little young to be drinking?
Me: Aren't you a little old to be afraid of monsters?
Icarus: what?
Me: I know. I've seen him too. I know you're afraid of him. And thats okay. I can give you information. I can tell you everything you want to know about him.
Icarus: .... *slams down drink* Alright... Meet me at my house. The address is-
Me: I don't need your address. Meet me at mine. I won't be here long anyway. Im on the run.
Icarus: From the tall one?
Me: The tall one? the pale prince is more like it.
Icarus: Right... Where's your house?
Me: In a hotel. *wrote down my address and my neighbor's room number* Meet me there at 9.
---end log---
It's 7:30. an hour and a half he'll be here. He dosen't know my name. It's time to get my murder on.
-Devin McCoy
Ouch, right in the don't give a fuck
It's actually kinda sad that you assholes are fucking making posts and shit. Extremely sad. I think im going to change my password so only I know it. You assholes can write in the comments like everyone else. Have fun writing that, bitches. Won't be NEAR as entertaining as this.
look what i can do. I can write big as my balls or as small as yours, DE.
I don't know who the fuck you are, but i don't appriciate you insulting me, Alyce, and Master like that. I'll have you know that i happen to not want to fuck you, Alyce, or De. But i will stab a bitch if nessacary. I got my sword fixed mother fucker. Get the fuck over it. Things aren't very pleasant here and we don't need you to do shit.
We're leaving the empty city after a guy named Icarus. I love the name. So original for something real-life. Maybe i'll have a good cup of tea with him before he dies. Master wants me to kill him. Make sure he knows he's being watched. Imma leave something on his doorstep. I don't give a fuck about all these people. It's been too long since we've had a good Timberwolf raid. I guess you can't do them all the fucking time. I got my sword though, so everything is all good. I guess. It's not as cool as my other one that was shot to fucking bits by Timberwolves, but it gets the job done. Cheap and sharp. Thats all i care about.
I'll make contact with mr Icarus today. I'll post the audio logs when i can. This should be.... Actually fun. I get to scare people legit. Good.
Devin out
-Devin McCoy
look what i can do. I can write big as my balls or as small as yours, DE.
I don't know who the fuck you are, but i don't appriciate you insulting me, Alyce, and Master like that. I'll have you know that i happen to not want to fuck you, Alyce, or De. But i will stab a bitch if nessacary. I got my sword fixed mother fucker. Get the fuck over it. Things aren't very pleasant here and we don't need you to do shit.
We're leaving the empty city after a guy named Icarus. I love the name. So original for something real-life. Maybe i'll have a good cup of tea with him before he dies. Master wants me to kill him. Make sure he knows he's being watched. Imma leave something on his doorstep. I don't give a fuck about all these people. It's been too long since we've had a good Timberwolf raid. I guess you can't do them all the fucking time. I got my sword though, so everything is all good. I guess. It's not as cool as my other one that was shot to fucking bits by Timberwolves, but it gets the job done. Cheap and sharp. Thats all i care about.
I'll make contact with mr Icarus today. I'll post the audio logs when i can. This should be.... Actually fun. I get to scare people legit. Good.
Devin out
-Devin McCoy
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