I would love a glass

I would love a glass, but only if I'm on top. I never fuck up *wink* 

Yeah, I have noticed. And I mean I'm gonna break into someone's house and slit their fucking throat and go to sleep in their bloody bed. Easy enough, right? Sounds easy to me.

I have a bad feeling about his silence... It's disturbing..

He's planning something...

-Devin McCoy

:l

I accidentally erased the two. Goddamn.

And you're gonna find a house to sleep? The way that's worded..
I really hope the house has a nice little dream.

Alright. I'll meet you there. I'll bring you a nice refreshing glass of fuck you. Sound good? Good.

Diamond eye hasn't posted. Like, at all. Have you noticed?

~Alyce Snow~

1. That's it

1. That's it. Just 1. There won't be a two or anything. 1. Is enough.

And I have to fucking get across Kentucky by foot. I'm nearly fucking dressed, so I'm gonna fucking struggle to succeed at ANYTHING until I have my weapon back. I'm gonna find a house to sleep.

Look. Fort Harrod. Meet me there. The time we met, ON THE SPOT. Understand? You should remember the time. Don't say it here. We'll have a fucking chick flick moment there. Diamond eye is still on the hunt for Me. Hes suburb at it. I'll keep moving get here quick

-Devin McCoy

Excuse you.

1: you're not the only one dealing with shit.

I'm being fucking stalked. I have no clue of who it is, but I know they're there.

And yeah... I have your car. But..

Okay, I was driving around and shit. Then I stopped to go to the store. When I came back, some dudes took off with one of your tires. Not all, just one. Dumbasses. I had to walk with the food. In the heat. Great.

But your sword is in the car still. It's under the drivers seat.

And of course I've been looking at the blog. I've been too busy to post. But I've been checking to see if you have posted.

~Alyce Snow~

Oh. Now you fucking reply.

You leave me in a basement. With a dumb fucking timberwolf. Then ditch me in the persistent sway of the job. 

God damnit, Alyce.

I don't wanna release the address I'm in. Are you fuckin nuts? I'm not trying to get captures again. Maybe next time we see each other I can tie you up naked and whip you like some freaky fucking porno. He did all but the whipping part.

Because that parts for me.

Look, are you still in Kentucky? And so you have my fucking car? Please tell me you have my car. I lost my car, sword, and everything.... Fucking everything... Except my virginity... This just cant et any fucking worse Alyce... I need your body to calm me down ;-;

Just... Are you still looking at the blog? That's the first thing.

-Devin McCoy

Devin?

Oh, Devin. I do sincerly apologize for not being there! You were gone for quite a bit so I thought I should go and search for you or just move on to the next task.

Speaking of which, where the fuck were you? I'm literally shocked that you posted.

~Alyce Snow~

Fuck you guys, ill do it myself.

Okay, obviously I'm in it alone. I went back to the hotel and Alyce and the twins were nowhere to be found. I guess that's expected. I gatta look for the Wooden Girl. She'll give me my next clue.

I managed to find Icarus, and ended his life like Master wanted me too. Actually, if It wasn't for master, I wouldn't be postin right now.

Sorry about the dead blog guys, it's really been out of my hands. I got myself a camera, so I should have feedback to you soon. Video feedback. Let me tell you, that was a bitch to get. The things I do for love.

I've missed you guys....

Stay safe. Don't let the monsters get you 

-Devin McCoy