God damnit

I'm fucking horrible at making every day posts. So DiamondEye is a proxy. I don't read my previous post, so I may have repeated myself there, but whatever. Anyway...fucking.... 

So I ended up helping him. We may or may not have stopped the black dog from following him. No promises though. I've noticed it several times myself. Ol' well. 

I'll try to do better guys. Sorry :/

-Devin McCoy

What.

Oh god, no.

You cannot be serious.

~Alyce Snow~

Rundown

---audiolog start---

TMN: you're the one I've been eating so much about? You don't look like much.

Devin: you look like.... A LOT more then what I thought. 

TMN: what? How?

Devin: manufactured NEWBORN. You're like a giant fucking.... Something. Are you a transformer? 

TMN: oh. This is what the Wooden Girl was talking about.

Devin: oh, her? I met her. What'd she say?

TMN: she said you you're overly obnoxious and extremely annoying

Devin: ..........yup. Sounds accurate. 

TMN: we need your assistance.

Devin: you and...who? Demora? 

TMN: no.

Master transformed beside me. He stepped forward, gazing up at the massive fissure of gears, cogs, and long struts of metal. 

TMN: us. We need you to assist that man outside. His name is diamond eye. He has asked for our assistance because of the Black Dog. He has seemingly taken a liking to him, or rather, what he hides from you. Help him. Protect him. The eye will probably make its move. So will te Wooden Girl. We need to be ready. Understand?

Devin: .......I'm suppose..... To fucking.... I have to protect diamond eye? Are you fuckin kidding? 

TMN: either you do it. Or you suffer the consequences that is becoming hollowed.

Devin: .........

---audio-log end---

You see why I've been quiet the last few day or two.  I've been en route to Alyce with DE. We gatta protect him my ass. 

I don't get why people put so fucking much into this.... It's not THAT nessacary. So what if he does? People drop like flies...

-Devin McCoy

Yeh

X3

-Devin McCoy

The fuck?

..... ._.

...Diamond Dick?....

~Alyce Snow~

Hey Dumbass

I can read this still, asshat.

DE

LOLOLOLOL

HOLY SHIT, GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE IS ASKING FOR HELP! FUCKIN DIAMOND DICK! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY! I ARRIVED AT THE PLACE WHERE DEMORA TOLD ME TO MEET, AN, FUCKING, SOME ASSHOLE IN A GOLDEN MASK WALKS UP AN IS LIKE

Guy: hey, let me suck your dick I need help sucking dick because the black dog wants to suck my dick but I don't have one an all that dick

And I'm like

PFFFFFT. *makes a post about it* he's standing there now, standing awkwardly. Just watching me, seeming unsure. Jesus this is funny. Diamond eye, of all people xD

Jesus that's great

-Devin McCoy

Well.

I don't have a soul to view. No matter how many images I take, it won't make a difference.

The rest of my skin is not for the likes of you to see.

My eyes only, bruh.

~Alyce Snow~

Gurrrrrl

You know, they say that mirrors and pictures show a piece of the soul. I see nothing. Or too much actually. Try again with a little more skin? #ViewsBeShootin

-Devin McCoy

Alyce Selfie.

So. I styled my hair and I like the way it turned out.

I broke into an old couples home. I think they're away for the weekend.

They have A LOT of cats. They keep meowing at me.

I have never been happier.

~Alyce Snow~

Jesus Christ

Oh. My. God.

You are such a child. But I do have to admit, that is a nice panda. I applaud your judgement. It is quite amusing honestly.

~Alyce Snow~

Selfie

So I stopped by a hotel and was examining some store, and I found a onezee. In my size. Had to buy it. I did. Look!

...

Well, isn't that delightful.

I don't even have a proper way to respond to that.

~Alyce Snow~

I was almost rape by a hunk of wood. If I do, and say I'm in no way affiliated with you, you're getting raped with a tree limb. Just saying.

-Devin McCoy

Pffhahah

BITCH OF CHRISTMAS. THAT IS WAY TOO FUNNY FOR ME TO BE OFFENDED.

Saying I'm your girlfriend. Seriously Devin?

~Alyce Snow~

Contact with The Wooden Girl

---Audio log Begin---

TWG: you. Fool.  

Devin: what in the fuck are AHHH

TWG: shut up. You don't want to be caught alone with me.

Devin: are you expecting a blowjob or something? I don't really enjoy splinters.

TWG: Hush, Proxie. *sits self on my chest* I have a deal for you

Devin: I'll go with suitcase four.

TWG: SILENCE *slaps* you will listen. *pins devin* and good things will happen...

Devin: are you tryin to seduce me? I don't think my girlfriend Alyce would like tha-

TWG: *slaps again* silence. You are in no relationship with the bitch of Christmas.

Devin: *chuckles* bitch of Christmas...

TWG: I just wanted you to know how handsome you are....

Devin: yeah. I know I am. Just sayin.

TWG: I like a guy whose full of himself... Can I be full of you too?

Devin: only if I'm tied and naked.

TWG: sounds good to me....*begins coiling string around devin's wrist, trying them to each other behind the car seat.* you are in a very dangerous spot, young man... What buisness did you have of the Screaming Tower?

Devin: I was there to deliver a pizza*strings tighten* nyhhhhhhhhh

Devin: fucking STAHHHHHP

Devin: you know master wont like you fucking with me. Your wooden cunt and what not

TWG: oh but child... He gave me permission... And now you're all mine.... *bends down, clutching a piece of his neck between his jaws*

Devin: *screams, kicking and flailing, sending the car launching forward in acceleration, crashing the car into a tree, sending the wooden girl flying out, and snapping the strings bounding him* OW FUCK!

TWG: You'll come around... *arms raise as if she is being pulled up as a marionette*

Devin: uh.... Bitches... They're all the same... Heart made of wood. 

---Audio Log End---

I wanna persist. But I have a person to meet... This... tower born with the Manufactured Newborn. 

This should be fun...

-Devin McCoy

Alright

Now do you trust me, Devin? I told you I won't hurt you... The Unborn Child wants to talk to you. I've been sent to make sure you live long enough to see him. Pack your stuff. We're heading to Massachusetts.

~D.

Ah, Devin. So good to see you are alright, when you escaped my grasp i was worried sick. Now, if it were any other day i would hunt you and your freak show down, yet i have more important matters to attend to. But don't get too comfortable, i do not plan on leaving you alone for long, count your blessings.
DE

Don't worry about who I am at this moment. Point being, you need to get your ass back to the empty city. I'll meet you there. Time is running short, Devin. Alyce. Calm your fucking tits. I know who you really are. 

Hey...

You know. This is a very good question. So. Who are you and what do you want?

..What. Who's that?

How did ANOTHER person get the password?

Fucking hell.

~Alyce Snow~

Uhm...?

Excuse me. Uhm, who the fun are you? I don't recall someone who need leaves some watermark or tag to give information as to who they are. If it were something like the Slenderman's Symbol or the Archangel's, at least I'd have something to go off of. But no. Instead I get a freaky fucking picture.

Look, I don't need your help. I don't want it. The Screamig tower is just fine without someone running around making me think its dangerous. If you want to talk, Talk with Alyce. Otherwise, don't bother the blog.

-Devin McCoy

Devin. Stay where you are. You're in a LOT of danger. The Screaming Tower is a force to be reckoned with, and you will NOT be able to take It on by yourself.

I'm coming to get you. Don't freak out, okay?

I we could not role play in the blog that would be great. I'm sure people know we're nerdy already without throwing countless hours into mindless rps. 

Yes I made contact. And while I'm doing that, are the cunt are you? I feel loneleh. Kthnx

-Devin McCoy

Finally

You made contact? Great. Fantastic.

And it had nothing to with your dare, actually. I found a hair style I thought looked nice. And my hair started to annoy me, so... *immitates snipping sounds*

~Alyce Snow~

Sweet Transvestite

You guys are just as shocked as I am to hear that Alyce cut her hair... I made a comment about it a while ago, and then dared her to cut it short as fuck. Didn't think she'd actually do it...

Anyway, off of that topic. I made contact with a Doll. His name was Zackary. He told me of a girl that made contact EARLIER. What the fck ever. I think he means the girl in the Starbucks. Anyway, I'm en route. Almost there. Will keep you posted. 

-Devin McCoy

Hello.

Okay! So I've been a bit sick. Thanks to Devin, I feel a bit better. I don't know what happened. But it sucked ass.

Anyway. In order to keep myself hidden from suspecting eyes, I got a haircut and new color... it made me sad to see my hair on the floor. So long, hair.

I do like it though. The color is a bit too obvious, but other than that, I love it.

It's blood red and REALLY SHORT. easy to style.

Hell yes.

~Alyce Snow~

Oh my god...

Oh my god.. I just realized that half of the blog was replying to shit that the others posted and keeping you up to date on shit I'm told to do. Now that's not happening. I have he whole blog to myself. And I have no idea what to do with it ;-;

Whatever. I may have located the Screaming Tower. I think I'm being followed by a couple of dolls. I don't blame them. Random proxy walking into their joint. I'd be on guard too. I'm not here to start shit though. Just to settle some loose ends.

Hope she knows more then I do...

-Devin McCoy

One in the morning....

I think I'm picking up my trail. The Dolls are becoming more frequent. They stand and turn on an axis as I drive by. Watching me.

I'm not 100% on what I'm looking into from the wooden girl. All I know is she has information on what to do next. Are we gonna have a. Alliance on our hands? Maybe. I can see the Wooden Girl joining us in whatever fucking exposition master has planned.

I think Alyce is sick. She's been sneezing and we've had to make three too many trips to a gas station for her to throw up. Food poisoning maybe? I'm fine. I feel fine at least. Maybe it was that Plague Doctor fucker. 

Okay this is frustrating. I only know of three. Master, the Wooden Girl, and the Plague Doctor. Master told me there were around eight so.... So who am I missing? I've tried to calm my nerves by reading (Lord of the Flies anyone?) but it doesn't calm me down like it use to. Whatever, I just need to grow the fuck up. I'm waiting for DE to show back up...

I'm waiting, lover~

-Devin McCoy

I was gonna say this blog is mine...

I was gonna say this blog is mine, but obviously, that's not completely the case. It's gonna be hard reminding myself that there's not someone upstairs ready to beat me since I got away from diamond eye. I'm currently in a McDonalds (no puns, fuckers), and jacking their wifi. Found a nice family that likes me. Shit sucks.

-Devin McCoy

....?

Anyone else up at this early in the morning? No? I dunno. So, apparently there's someone who's been fondled in a cemetery and fingered in a library? That's great? I'm just gonna ignore that post all together.

So today I start my hunt for the wooden girl. According to my sources, she's the fear of Abuse and Neglect. Why haven't I met her already with y father?

Look, I'll try to keep you guys updated as much as possible, but old how log 3G will last out in the wilderness of Colorado. An I even in the right part of the us? Fuck if I know...

-Devin McCoy

I got fondled in a cemetery shortly after being finger fucked in a library.

-Raven Jaquelyn

Rough night...

I'm almost out of money... I think Alyce is asleep... She should have known 100 dollars wouldn't last long in today's economy... Fucking bullshit....

I'm about to head out to fort Harrod. Hopefully, things won't be as crazy as they have been... Cya guys. Hopefully next time you hear from me, I'll be with Alyce.

-Devin McCoy

Well shit, it actually is human.

Fine. I'm sorry.

Sent it back. Just try to be careful and not cause a scene like usual. Okay?

~Alyce Snow~

I made a mistake...

I am flexible. I learned that when I was BENT OVER A FUCKING CHAIR FOR OVER TWO WEEKS. Have some fucking compassion.

Send the food back. It turns out I'm still human. First world problems. I do need some food, and I'll rent a hotel for the night. I think there's a Super 8 around here somewhere

Rude.

That was for food you ass! But oh fine. Starve. Whatever.

Why would I wanna get that little thing anywhere near my face? No. Thanks.

Give yourself a blowjob. I'm sure you're flexible enough to search for it.

~Alyce Snow~

Awh

Awh, are you paying me for the blowjob I get when we see each other? How sweet. That's gonna buy me what? A fucking hope for a hope. Yeah, fuck that. I set it back. I don't need your fucking handouts. I'm an adult. Girl. Woman. Thing. 

-Devin McCoy

Im not too worried, honestly.

I'm not too worried about him, to be honest. We have other matters to worry about, yes? And the sounds pretty simple.

But i'd prefer you look at your phone and see the $100 I sent to your account. You're welcome. *insert sarcastic smile here*.

~Alyce Snow~

I would love a glass

I would love a glass, but only if I'm on top. I never fuck up *wink* 

Yeah, I have noticed. And I mean I'm gonna break into someone's house and slit their fucking throat and go to sleep in their bloody bed. Easy enough, right? Sounds easy to me.

I have a bad feeling about his silence... It's disturbing..

He's planning something...

-Devin McCoy

:l

I accidentally erased the two. Goddamn.

And you're gonna find a house to sleep? The way that's worded..
I really hope the house has a nice little dream.

Alright. I'll meet you there. I'll bring you a nice refreshing glass of fuck you. Sound good? Good.

Diamond eye hasn't posted. Like, at all. Have you noticed?

~Alyce Snow~

1. That's it

1. That's it. Just 1. There won't be a two or anything. 1. Is enough.

And I have to fucking get across Kentucky by foot. I'm nearly fucking dressed, so I'm gonna fucking struggle to succeed at ANYTHING until I have my weapon back. I'm gonna find a house to sleep.

Look. Fort Harrod. Meet me there. The time we met, ON THE SPOT. Understand? You should remember the time. Don't say it here. We'll have a fucking chick flick moment there. Diamond eye is still on the hunt for Me. Hes suburb at it. I'll keep moving get here quick

-Devin McCoy

Excuse you.

1: you're not the only one dealing with shit.

I'm being fucking stalked. I have no clue of who it is, but I know they're there.

And yeah... I have your car. But..

Okay, I was driving around and shit. Then I stopped to go to the store. When I came back, some dudes took off with one of your tires. Not all, just one. Dumbasses. I had to walk with the food. In the heat. Great.

But your sword is in the car still. It's under the drivers seat.

And of course I've been looking at the blog. I've been too busy to post. But I've been checking to see if you have posted.

~Alyce Snow~

Oh. Now you fucking reply.

You leave me in a basement. With a dumb fucking timberwolf. Then ditch me in the persistent sway of the job. 

God damnit, Alyce.

I don't wanna release the address I'm in. Are you fuckin nuts? I'm not trying to get captures again. Maybe next time we see each other I can tie you up naked and whip you like some freaky fucking porno. He did all but the whipping part.

Because that parts for me.

Look, are you still in Kentucky? And so you have my fucking car? Please tell me you have my car. I lost my car, sword, and everything.... Fucking everything... Except my virginity... This just cant et any fucking worse Alyce... I need your body to calm me down ;-;

Just... Are you still looking at the blog? That's the first thing.

-Devin McCoy

Devin?

Oh, Devin. I do sincerly apologize for not being there! You were gone for quite a bit so I thought I should go and search for you or just move on to the next task.

Speaking of which, where the fuck were you? I'm literally shocked that you posted.

~Alyce Snow~

Fuck you guys, ill do it myself.

Okay, obviously I'm in it alone. I went back to the hotel and Alyce and the twins were nowhere to be found. I guess that's expected. I gatta look for the Wooden Girl. She'll give me my next clue.

I managed to find Icarus, and ended his life like Master wanted me too. Actually, if It wasn't for master, I wouldn't be postin right now.

Sorry about the dead blog guys, it's really been out of my hands. I got myself a camera, so I should have feedback to you soon. Video feedback. Let me tell you, that was a bitch to get. The things I do for love.

I've missed you guys....

Stay safe. Don't let the monsters get you 

-Devin McCoy